January 2011
i am going to strangle half of my floor
why do these bitches feel the need to stand in the hall and shriek for no reason? honest to god, one of them will say “oh my god i got a text from megan!!!” or “oh my god i’m SOOO drunk” and this will result in a two minute shriekfest. calm the FUCK down and get the fuck out of the hallways you idiotssssss
i fucking hate most of my floor. i really do.
another thing that i get upset about
when crazy bitches run up and down the halls like stampeding wildebeasts. sometimes i get caught in that shit like mufasa. i don’t know why they do this, or what purpose it serves, or where exactly these bitches need to get to so fast.
also does no one know how to tread lightly? i can run like a ninja, no one can hear that shit. i thought that crap was ladylike.
maybe i will make more...
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cakesize:
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cakesize:
all of my neighbours (the two on the side and one above) are currently having sex. normally i wouldn’t mind, it’s not too late and they’re not being extremely obnoxiously loud
however THEY ARE OUT OF SYNC AND IT’S DRIVING ME CRAZY
YOU ARE ROBBING ME OF MY SLEEP AS…
I am reading yogic texts that are telling me things like
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a place for things: a thing that i am slightly... →
aliform:
aliform:
cakesize:
all of my neighbours (the two on the side and one above) are currently having sex. normally i wouldn’t mind, it’s not too late and they’re not being extremely obnoxiously loud
however THEY ARE OUT OF SYNC AND IT’S DRIVING ME CRAZY
YOU ARE ROBBING ME OF MY SLEEP AS…
I am reading yogic texts that are telling me things like
p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px...
a thing that i am slightly unreasonably upset...
aliform:
cakesize:
all of my neighbours (the two on the side and one above) are currently having sex. normally i wouldn’t mind, it’s not too late and they’re not being extremely obnoxiously loud
however THEY ARE OUT OF SYNC AND IT’S DRIVING ME CRAZY
YOU ARE ROBBING ME OF MY SLEEP AS WELL AS MY CONSTANT NEED FOR ORDER AND RHYTHM.
I love you, Jana <3
i am going insane
i am blasting...
a thing that i am slightly unreasonably upset...
all of my neighbours (the two on the side and one above) are currently having sex. normally i wouldn’t mind, it’s not too late and they’re not being extremely obnoxiously loud
however THEY ARE OUT OF SYNC AND IT’S DRIVING ME CRAZY
YOU ARE ROBBING ME OF MY SLEEP AS WELL AS MY CONSTANT NEED FOR ORDER AND RHYTHM.
i love middle class frenchmen in the late 1700's
oh my god i am doing an art history project on fragonard. i lost my mind when i saw the list of artists to choose from. i am glad i am only doing the research / writing / slideshow, because i would collapse in heaps of nerdy laughter if i had to present. this man is ridiculous.
foliage? aww who the fuck cares about backround structure, physics and common sense? tits, man. tits.
the most exciting thing of the day
i burped up a bit of the croissant i had for breakfast
That awkward moment when you rub your eyes and...
amyjune:
Every. Fucking. Time.
